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The Beachmaster Challenge!

Doadrift

Date: Saturday, 2014/November/08, 7:00 AM | Message # 1

Sunday, May 3rd, 2015

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Over the last few months Giggle has been challenging me in SC2. Due to many reasons (Mainly I like to make him wait and squirm) I keep pushing it off. Eventually when he asked why I had to explain to him that I am infact the Beachmaster - like in the world of seals the big fat glorious Beachmaster is the one who controls the beach and gets all the ladies, while the lesser males hide away until they think they can challenge him.

After playing a game with Giggle I noticed on TS how many people were upset because they wanted to challenge me and thus I sat back on my pile of females as a true Beachmaster would and decided on a little game.

And thus, the Beachmaster challenge was born!

I am hoping to get maybe get some small rewards and acknowledgements on the site for the players, maybe a Forum title for Beachmaster and Walrus.

THE RULES

1. The beta males

- Everyone who wants to play lets me know and I'll add you to the official list at the bottom. Everyone starts with 2 points.
- The lesser males have to earn the right to fight the Beachmaster, to do this they need to accumulate POINTS.
- 1 POINT is gained by beating another beta male. (You will need to tell me so I can add it to your score)
- A challenged player should do their best to accommodate the challengers request within a day or two.
- If your points reach ZERO you become... The Walrus (See below)

2. The Walrus - "You know what they say... Once they go Walrus, they... they... THEY NEVER GO WALRUS"

- Once points reach ZERO you become THE WALRUS!
- THERE CAN ONLY EVER BE ONE WALRUS!
- If two players have zero points or another player drops to zero they must fight the Walrus. The winner gets their initial 2 points replaced and the loser becomes the Walrus.
- The Walrus can challenge the Beta males, however as the Walrus is ranked below the Beta males they can decide to make the Walrus wait until they are ready for up to 1 week!(If the game is not played the Walrus wins as long as he was available all week to play) The kicker is that if the Walrus WINS he gets ALL the points of the person he beats and THEY BECOME THE WALRUS.
- NO WOMBO COMBO - A beta male cannot willingly spend all their points, they must always retain 1 point. e.g A Beta male with 3 points cannot spend them all to challenge the Beachmaster as it would mean they have ZERO points left and would be liable to be the Walrus. To challenge they must have a minimum of 4 points so 1 point remains. (The Wombo Combo would be a beta male challenging with 3 points, becoming the walrus, challenging for more points, challenging the Beachmaster and continuing this combo.)

3. The Beachmaster

- The Beachmaster is the KING. A beta male must challenge and win 3 games against the Beachmaster to become the new Beachmaster and get all the glory, food and females that comes with the title.
- A Beta Male must exchange 3 points to Challenge the Beachmaster to 1 game.
- As the Beachmaster is a level above the Beta males he can make them wait up to 1 week for the match. If the match is not played within that time frame it is a win to the Beta male (as long as they were available at all times).

CURRENT BEACHMASTER = DOADRIFT

BETA MALES =
Inflamary = 2 points
Androide = 2 points
Gigglesmirk = 2 points
Alaska = 2 points
Syn = 2 points
Nico = 1 point
STEEVE = 0 points
StartaledBOB = 1 point / 1 BM win
JDman = 3 points
Jacobis = 2 points
MusicTheory = 2 points
Hissteria = 2 points

CURRENT WALRUS = STEEVE

Ex-Fleet Admiral Doadrift
Slayer of Emu's,
Pacifist,
Lover.