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EXTREMELY Embarrassing Moment
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| ZZZ | Date: Friday, 2014/May/09, 7:44 PM | Message # 1 |
 Thursday, March 27th, 2014
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| So Wednesday marked my very last Track Meet, which happened to be against the rival High School in-town.
We won the Meet 74-58 but that's not what I wanted to talk about.
So I got picked to run the 100 meter dash and my event was one of the earliest ones, so my merciless coach
didn't let me use the bathroom beforehand. 
Before we begin, let me just note that I was wearing very short Runners Shorts without underwear (because they have built-in underwear).
Anyways, so I got on my starting blocks and when I was in the "Set" position, I could already feel my ass cheeks clenching up. When the gun got fired, I exploded out of the starting blocks with both feet like I was supposed to, but at that moment, my ass literally exploded and everything came out.
During the acceleration phase of the race, I could literally feel all the shit seeping out but I kept telling myself "NO! THIS IS MY LAST MEET, I MUST CONCENTRATE!"
Anyways, I leaned in to the finish line strong and I managed to beat two rival kids that were competing against me.
Cost of the victory? A shit-covered pair of Runners shorts. Lmfao. 
What are some of you guys' most embarrassing moments?
ZZZ
The Confederation
Admiral
United Military Command
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| CrunChy | Date: Monday, 2014/May/12, 1:26 PM | Message # 2 |
 Saturday, July 10th, 2010
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| Interesting... I sneezed and farted at the same time before while at dinner with a bunch of people.
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| Stealth | Date: Monday, 2014/May/12, 2:33 PM | Message # 3 |
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Wednesday, December 24th, 2014
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| I was at a party and i had honestly had way to much to drink (also last time i have ever drunk a lot at a party).
Well the girl i was really really into was there. After i had failed to hit on a bunch of girls i decided to leave as the police had been called and i had to get home for hockey the next day. I was feeling very ill and i was leaving i felt very sick. I felt myself about to throw up so i looked for somewhere to do it other than the floor. Being near the door the only thing i had was other peoples shoes.
And you probably guessed it. They were the girls i liked shoes and i vomited into them.
So yeah fair to say nothing ever happened between us.
Dominic
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| Kool | Date: Thursday, 2014/May/15, 7:31 AM | Message # 4 |
 Friday, June 6th, 2014
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| Ah girl troubles. The bane of men's existence..
I was camping, as I am going to do this weekend. I wasn't feeling so hot, as I ate an undercooked hot dog with ashes on it ;\. I then went to sleep in my tent, with a guy, and a girl that was hot, and I liked. I woke up in the middle of the night having to vomit, but the tent door was stuck, and I couldn't open it fast enough. I turned around and vomited on my sleeping pad/bag. The girl, now sensing more room as I got up, rolled over facefirst into my barf...
I went home.
and this is why I don't eat food at campfires.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
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| ZZZ | Date: Thursday, 2014/May/15, 6:50 PM | Message # 5 |
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Thursday, March 27th, 2014
Group: Graduate
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| Lmfao, thankfully when I shit my pants, the lovely Cheerleader girl whom I see @ Track all the time didn't notice.
ZZZ
The Confederation
Admiral
United Military Command
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