I demand that Karnage legally change his irl first name to Dongburger. If this is not done, every third Tuesday I will sneak onto his ship, and at exactly 0327 incite a riot and mutiny. We will then go into Karnages office slightly skew all of his pictures, move all of his pencils to random drawers and in purple spray paint write the lyrics to MMMMM BOP on his wall. YOU HAVE SEVERAL HOURS TO COMPLY.